You try my patience 
Your tongue - it's like a razor 
You choose your words like weapons 
Here we go - Battlestations 

I never have the guts to let you look inside 
I don't think you'd appreciate the things that I hide 

CHORUS: 
Monday was the worst day 
And Friday wasn't my day 
But Wednesday was the best day 
Because on Wednesday night we made love 
All I'm trying to give you is a good time honey 
Why d'ya have to keep on playing games with my head 
Used to be your baby when you had no money 
Now we spend more time in battle 
Than we ever do in bed 
(Than we ever do in bed) 

You don't know how much I hate that answer phone 
Are you standing there? 
But - you won't pick up the 'phone 
Why lie to my face? 
(When you can buy a tape machine to give me bullshit in your place) 

Today I did something I thought I'd never do 
I opened up your diary and read about you 

CHORUS 

Monday was the worst day 
Wednesday we made love 
And Friday - ooh but - 
Saturday, is today, is what I'm thinking of 
Come in baby- come in close 
(Take off your designer clothes) 
'Cos you know what I'm thinking of 
Do you remember me, do you remember us - 
Do you remember love? 

All I'm trying to give you is a good time honey 
Why d'ya have to keep on playing games with my head 
Used to be your baby when you had no money 
Now we spend more time in battle 
Than we ever do in bed 
(Than we ever do in bed) 

La premiere fois tu m'as fait beaucoup rire 
Tu etais si mignon, et tu jouais du piano 
Maintenant, mon mellieur ami c'est l'argent 
Au revoir, cheri 
Au revoir, mon amour