It's Monday, February 5, 1996 
At 11:00 AM, Eastern Time 
Me and my band went to East Orange 
New Jersey for a WFMU radio show 
It was a 40 minute trip 
At 11:55 AM 
Me and my band pulled up 
By the college station 
I done a poor job 
I done a poor job 
I done a poor job 
I done a poor job 
At 1:55 PM 
My band ran a ground test with a riff 
Fifteen minutes later 
I lapsed in the sound booth 
I set my rock keyboard up 
And played two solo songs 
It was a false start 
I done a poor job 
I done a poor job 
I done a poor job 
I done a poor job 
At 2:30 PM 
I started rocking hard with my band 
I didn't sing a perfect set 
I wasted my band members' time 
At 3:30 PM 
Dale Meiners yelled at me 
For screwing up the rock set 
He gave me a war hell ride 
As we left the radio station 
I done a poor job 
I done a poor job 
I done a poor job 
I done a poor job 
Diet Pepsi, uh huh