Let's ride the city bus 
Let's ride it clean on the yellow line 
Ride the circuit rapid transit 
Ride it on the road to Utopia 
Get on the bus 
Get on the bus 
Get on the bus 
Get on the bus 
The 22 Clark bus approached Fullerton Parkway 
The city bus was ready to move 
The passengers boarded the city bus 
When the stoplight turned green 
The 22 Clark bus took off 
Get on the bus 
Get on the bus 
Get on the bus 
Get on the bus 
The 22 Clark bus passed me up 
I picked up a rock and threw it at the bus 
Then I called the bus driver a fucking jerk 
I told him to suck a camel's ass and fuck off 
Get on the bus 
Get on the bus 
Get on the bus 
Get on the bus 
Diet Pepsi, uh-huh