Once upon a time, I was cursing in Morning Star Baptist 
Church 
I called the evangelist a stupid crucifuck 
Reverend Richard Price preached about my vulgar 
language 
He told the congregation in the sanctuary that I got a 
nasty, filthy mouth 
Don't curse in God's house 
Don't curse in God's house 
Don't curse in God's house 
Don't curse in God's house 
At this time, I told the preacher to fuck off 
I told Reverend Richard Price to suck a male camel's 
dick 
Suddenly, he ordered one of the deacons to throw me out 
of church 
He then escorted me to the door 
Don't curse in God's house 
Don't curse in God's house 
Don't curse in God's house 
Don't curse in God's house 
When I went to church that same Sunday, I picked up a 
beating stick 
I went up to the pulpit and clocked Reverend Richard 
Price in the head 
He fell to the floor 
Suddenly, the police was chasing me out of church 
After I called the preacher an asshole 
Don't curse in God's house 
Don't curse in God's house 
Don't curse in God's house 
Don't curse in God's house 
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