It's Saturday, March 9, 1996 at 1:00 PM 
Me and my band went to Lawrence, Kansas to play a rock 
show 
It was a two and a half hour trip 
At 3:30 PM, me and my band pulled up by the Bottleneck 
at 737 New Hampshire Street 
Dale Meiners yelled at me 
Dale Meiners yelled at me 
Dale Meiners yelled at me 
Dale Meiners yelled at me 
At 8:55 PM, me and my band ran a sound check for 
tonight's rock show 
At 9:00 PM, about 400 people crowded the venue 
Suddenly, me and my band got on stage and rocked the 
jam session 
It was a great show 

Dale Meiners yelled at me 
Dale Meiners yelled at me 
Dale Meiners yelled at me 
Dale Meiners yelled at me 
At 1:30 AM on March 10, 1996, I bragged about doing 
A keyboard solo show when I come back to town 
Suddenly, Dale Meiners got mad at me 
He yelled at me for dissing my band at 2:00 AM 
He gave me a war hell ride by calling me a fucking 
asshole 
Dale Meiners yelled at me 
Dale Meiners yelled at me 
Dale Meiners yelled at me 
Dale Meiners yelled at me 
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