Come in take a chair
Nothing else to do
Out there
Is what you want
What you need?
Decisions made in privacy

Step right up
And name you’re game
Take a chance
Pick a card any card
I’ll guess your age
I’ll name your fate
Don’t be shy I’m waiting

Come to the sideshow
Come to the sideshow, yeah
Come to the sideshow
Come get your mind blown

Mysterious and Curious
Boredom is so serious
The red velvet curtain draws
There’s no way to hide your flaws

Now you’ve com to see your show
It feels like what you’ve
Learned ain’t vogue
Do you know what
You’re looking at
Can you see what is staring back

You’re in the sideshow
Come to the sideshow
Yeah, come to the sideshow
Come get your mind blown

The Government, Firmament
Spearmint, Double mint
Handshakes, Green Berets,
Lookin' cool, talkin' sharp
You say this and that
And that ain’t where it’s at
Time can wash away the fears
Stay away from the Devil’s tears
Get off your knees and on your feet
Can you feel the heartbeat

Come to the sideshow
Come to the sideshow, yeah
Come to the sideshow
Come get your mind blown, yeah