Faces filled with joy and cheer 

What a magical time of year 

Howdy Ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day 



Put your Viking helmet on 

Spread that mayonaisse on the lawn 

Don't you know it's Weasel Stomping Day 



All the little girls and boys 

Love that wonderful crunching noise 

You'll know what this day's about 

When you stomp a weasel's guts right out 



So, come along and have a laugh 

Snap their weasely spines in half 

Grap your boots and stomp your cares away 

Hip hip hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day 



[Sounds of weasels getting stomped on, with bone-crunching and rodent-screeching effects] 



People love them down the street 

Crushing weasels beneath their feet 

Why we do it, who can say? 

But it's such a festive holiday 



So let the stomping fun begin 

Bash their weasely skulls right in 

It's tradition, that makes it okay 



Hey everyone, it's Weasel Stomping 

We'll have some fun on Weasel Stomping 

Put down your gun, it's Weasel Stomping Day 

Hip Hip Hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day 



Weasel Stomping Day 

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