Weird Al Yankovic

Weird Al Yankovic - Rye Or The Kaiser lyrics

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Fat and weak, what a disgrace                            Risin' up, back on the street

Guess the champ got too lazy                             Did my time, took my chances

Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space           Went the distance, now I'm back on my

feet

Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain           Just a man and his will to survive

But he's no bum, he works down the street                So many times, it happens too fast

He bought the neighborhood deli                          You change your passion for glory

Back on his feet, now he's choppin' up meat              Don't lose your grip on the dreams of

the past

Come inside, maybe you'll hear him say                   You must fight just to keep them alive

Try the rye or the kaiser                                It's the eye of the tiger

They're on special tonight                               It's the cream of the fight

If you want, you can have an appetizer                   Risin' up to the challenge of our rival

You might like our salami, and the liver's all right     And the last known survivor stalks his

prey in the night

And they'd really go well with the rye                   And he's watchin' us all in the eye

Or the kaiser                                            Of the tiger

Never eats while on the job                              Face to face, out in the heat

He heard it's good to stay hungry                        Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry

But he makes a pretty mean shish kabob                   They stack the odds 'til we take to

the street

Have a taste, they were made fresh today                 For we kill with the skill to survive

Try the rye or the kaiser                                It's the eye of the tiger

Or the wheat or the white                                It's the cream of the fight

Maybe I can suggest an appetizer                         Risin' up to the challenge of our rival

Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight         And the last known survivor stalks

his prey in the night

But you just can't go wrong with the rye                 And he's watchin' us all in the eye

Or the kaiser                                            Of the tiger

So today, his deli comes first                           Risin' up, straight to the top

Still he dreams of his past days of glory                Have the guts, got the glory

Goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst          Went the distance, now I'm not

gonna stop

All the while you can still hear him say                 Just a man and his will to survive

It's the rye or the kaiser                               It's the eye of the tiger

It's the thrill of one bite                              It's the cream of the fight

Let me please be your catering advisor                   Risin' up to the challenge of our rival

If you want substitutions, I won't put up a fight        And the last known survivor stalks his

prey in the night

You can have your roast beef on the rye                  And he's watchin' us all in the eye

Or the kaiser                                            Of the tiger

The rye or the kaiser                                    The eye of the tiger

The rye or the kaiser                                    The eye of the tiger

The rye or the kaiser                                    The eye of the tiger

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