Risin' above the city, blocking out the noonday sun

It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone

I still remember when that delivery truck came down our block

What a lucky guy, I hear he got the last one in stock

And the neighbors are just green

They say, "That's the biggest screen we've ever seen!"



It's Frank's 2000" TV (Frank's 2000" TV)

Everbody come and see(Frank's 2000" TV)

Frank's 2000" TV (Frank's 2000" TV)



That's Frank's remote control, you can look, but don't touch it, please

'Cause Frank's the one in charge and he decides what everybody sees

The picture's crystal clear and everything is magnified

Robert DeNiro's mole has got to be ten feet wide

Everybody in the town

Can hear those 90,000 watts of Dolby sound

And I'm mighty proud to say

Now I can watch "The Simpsons" from thirty blocks away



On Frank's 2000" TV (Frank's 2000" TV)

Everybody come and see (Frank's 2000" TV)

Frank's 2000" TV (Frank's 2000" TV)

Everybody come and see (Frank's 2000" TV)



I'm gonna get one of my own real soon

It's like having a drive-in movie in your own living room

Whoa, hey now... hey now na na na now

Hey now... hey now na na now



Frank's 2000" TV (Frank's 2000" TV)

Everybody come and see (Frank's 2000" TV)

Frank's 2000" TV (Frank's 2000" TV)

Got a two year warranty on parts and labor

Frank's 2000" TV (Frank's 2000" TV)

Frank's 2000" TV