Oh boobies, boobies

Oh boobie boobie, my  chest was supposed to grow,
My cleavage wasn't right, yeah,
My boobies boobies,
My breasts are completely false,
and now my sweater's tight ya.
Surgery, I want to be a "D"
Bigger mem'ries, I want them to show now, no because,

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My chest flatness was killing me, and I, I must confess,
I paid for these, paid for these.
I look 32, I'm just a child,
I am a crime, make my boobies one more size.

Oh boobies boobies, I got the boobies, you know
Now you've all been blinded,
Oh pretty boobies, you are so big, and ,oh, so new
that's just the wasy I planned it!
Golly, RollingStone was naughty, see me, baby, barely wearing clothes now, Because

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