SCHNAUZER:
Everybody's got something they can be proud of...
Everybody's got something to call their own.
If you got a song to sing, sing it loudly...
Find your very own magic, find your zone,

Zee-Zee's got those special stripes, everybody loves!
Cutie's got that fine fine head of curls...
Dolly's got those spots, she just loves, to show off...
But Louie's, got the best mustache in, Webkinz World!

WEBKINZ PETS:
MUSTACHE LOUIE!
MUSTACHE LOUIE!
MUSTACHE LOUIE!
MUSTACHE LOUIE, YEAH!

SCHNAUZER:
That's right folks, my name is Louie and I'm a Schnauzer.
I'm the only dog with a mustache.
I also attend the Kinzville Academy with all the other Webkinz schoolmates.
Don't go trying to be somebody else... (No, No! )
That's not what the world wants you to be...
Just be happy, being yourself... (Ya, Ya! )
That's the person your friends want to see!

Cammy's got those crazy humps, they're super cool!
Sammy's got the finest tail of any squirrel...
Flora's flowers, they are BEAUTIFUL!
But Louie's got the best mustache in, Webkinz World!

WEBKINZ PETS:
MUSTACHE LOUIE!

(SCHNAUZER: P.S., I drive the schnauzer jalopy.)

WEBKINZ PETS:
MUSTACHE LOUIE!

(SCHNAUZER: Yee-Haw! )

WEBKINZ PETS:
MUSTACHE LOUIE!

(SCHNAUZER: Oww! )

WEBKINZ PETS:
MUSTACHE LOUIE! YEAH!
MUSTACHE LOUIE!

(SCHNAUZER: Oww! )

WEBKINZ PETS:
MUSTACHE LOUIE!

(SCHNAUZER: Oww! )

WEBKINZ PETS:
MUSTACHE LOUIE, YEAH!

(SCHNAUZER: Baa-kawk! )