Artist: Webb Wilder

Title: Flat Out Get It

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(Webb...spoken)



"3...2...1... Do you know where your accountants are? 

Would you believe young mothers

have deserted their broods to dance at New Age Satanists Rallies? 

Have you EVER known of theRock & Roll Justice League busting 

a locking tremelo in your community, or are they MEERLY paying lipservice 

to your local guitar authorities? These and other questions are

raised in the following excerpt from Webb Wilder's Motivational Tips 

For Teens Manifestoand Rock & Roll Pamphlet. At this juncture, let us 

deviate from the preferace to these illusery comments to clear our 

minds of all Secular and non-astetic questions AND answers

which will all be covered in God's good time, and play the electric guitar."



All right hah hah hah hah

all right hah hah hah hah

all right hah hah hah hah

all right hah hah hah hah



come on little baby don't you think its time to dry your eyes

something's got you down and Lord knows I can sympathize

but why'd you even come if all your gonna do is mope around?

save it all for sunday cause tonight we're gonna rock this town

let you feet lose their mind

do the dog do the swim do the frankenstien



well all right hah hah hah hah

all right hah hah hah hah

all right don't sweat it - flat out get it!

I got a hunch you're gonna like it a bunch!



Come on everybody don't cha be a sittin' on your hands

pick a wall flower start a swingin' like old Tarzan

make a monkey of yourself be the best you've ever felt I know

I'm a monkey man myself I'm makin' peanuts after every show

thats all right I'm doin' fine

you gotta stop and smell the dandiloins



well all right hah hah hah hah

all right hah hah hah hah

all right don't sweat it - flat out get it!

I got a hunch you're gonna like it a bunch!



well rock and roll is gettin' old now they got it sellin' soap

but its my only vice I don't need liquor dice or dope ...  no

what the heck I hit the deck and burnin' rubber off your soul

radio the woman don't forget the misty mist will knock you cold

just honkey tonk all night long

'cause tomorrow we'll be long gone



well all right hah hah hah hah

all right hah hah hah hah

all right hah hah hah hah

all right hah hah hah hah

all right don't sweat it - flat out get it!

I got a hunch you're gonna like it a bunch!