New York woman 

got the rich girl blues

she can do anything she wants

can't find nothin' to do

she goes thru bars

like a __________ thru cars

yes you do



New York woman

she got the penthouse view

I can see bad weathere comin'

storm clouds billowin' through

she drinks the Don Perigon

like it was orange juice



well theres a cold front movin' in

some real bad weather 

just around the bend

I'm thinkin' about

migratin' south

there's a cold front movin' in



aweful woman's cookin'

it tastes like monkey stew

but she got the receipie

For the whang-dang-doo 

now there's a nip in the air

there's a chill in the thrill 

well are we through?



now theres a cold front movin' in

some real bad weather 

just around the bend

I'm thinkin' about

migratin' south

there's a cold front movin' in



get this

I'm just a yard dog

unacustomed to sleepin' by your fire

and momma if you put me out

I'll wake you neighbors howl snd scratch 

and cry enough to die



highrise woman

she got a downtown view

her daddy's head cook and bottle washer

at a bank or two

she lives to shock her momma

and momma don't like you know who



well theres a cold front movin' in

some real bad weather 

just around the bend

I'm thinkin' about

migratin' south

there's a cold front movin' in .... yeah



now there a cold front movin' in

frosty man frosty

I said a cold front movin' in

there's a cold front

there's a cold front movin' in...aww yeah