I was in the party looking 17

shes right up in front of me

showing me what she means

followed her to the dancefloor

to prove myself in step

the way that i move 

it really is the rep



i don't even understand

how to reproduce to produce

to love you anymore

she can't stop flirting

with anything anything that walks past



t shirts got looser

she never wore a bra

the first time i kissed her

was in the back of your car

i met her parents 

they were really nice

we played monopoly but you stole the dice



they said i was innocent

but i pleaded guilty

terrible crime i commited in 1989

she had a lovely chest

she took of her top

everybody ate marmalade

and finnished up the zest



she got in her bathtub

i helped her wash her face

she showed me the baby

it showed me the place

we sat down for dinner

i washed up the plates

you cooked like zena skinner

your food showed the traits



i don't think i'll marry you

things just don't seem right

i don't want to carry you

like a camel in the night 

please don't take this wrong

i'm sorry for the delivery

never meant to hurt you

especially through song