I am not a doormat or a wall hanging
   I am an ox
   Respected in my community
   And I demand impunity
   From your verbal haranguings
   So I say this to you in a breeze of respect
   Stop your verbal haranguings
   Or I'll hurt your neck
   In a manner most unpleasant
   You hurt my feelings
   Like the glass
   Hurts the pheasant