And to the mountain I walked
   And up there on that mountain
   I met a tiny ox
   I said, "Hey there Ox, what'cha got on your foot?"
   It said "I don't know yet.  Have yourself a look."
   So I looked at the ox foot
   And I saw the Shroud of Turin
   And the ox removed it
   And we rejoiced
   Until we realized
   That the ox had only one foot remaining
   Left sealed up in a box
   "We must find the box