Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky 
Weaselteats. [*]
This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about 
being happy!
That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!
[chorus]
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!
I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll 
teach you to
be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! 
Now, boys and
girls, let's try it again!
[chorus]
If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little 
critters of
nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's 
very funny, a
fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you 
didn't
believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!
[chorus without last line]
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!