There's times you holler and I get scared that there's a hundred watt
Amp in you somewhere you wear a gold dog collar and sometimes speak of love

There's times you're talking and no one's there and folks start looking
But you don't care and when you're asked to leave it seems you sometimes
Stay but hey, everybody

Loves you that way everybody loves you you walk through rooms like a
Movie star but with a ten-foot cape and a tin foil bra and say that
You're amazed at all the world but

When you stop and hold a frame of gold around your saddest face you're
Like a sixteenth century saint that hangs in France but hey, everybody
Loves you that way everybody

Loves you oh, when she's around there's such a light, it'd make you drop
Drop down to your knees hold the phone let her speak I got a hellhound
Following me and she's the

One who could come, and finally set me free I think the same thing
Everyday everybody loves you that way everybody loves you there's nine
Hundred numbers and cheap

Massage celebrities drop down from the stars but when I'm lonely you're
The only way I've been to ten years of college and big state fairs seen
The world's shortest woman

And three wise men but nothing as profound as all you say but hey,
Everybody loves you that way everybody loves you you've got the
Strangest pets I've ever seen a

Rhinestone cat with rabbit ears the kind of beasts that come when they
Are called last night when you pulled away I kinda wished you'd come and
Stayed sometimes I feel

Quite sure I'm meant for you but hey everybody loves you that way