Well she got warp drive 
And she got speed
She pack the kind of firepower that every Captain needs
She got the sleekest body
And the slickest hull
I gotta, gotta stay on course and make her lose control
Well she hard wired
And she got chips
She got the kind of badass body that's built for a five 
year trip
She got orders - to boldly go
I gotta, gotta open fire and make her make it so
And in our room at night we explore such strange new 
worlds
She can be my Vulcan love slave or my green skinned 
girl
She got a red shirt on
And I'm gonna take it off
She'll feel the wrath of my Kahn
And she'll be screaming like Chekov
I know it ain't logical
But for us it seems to work
I get gynecological
Just like Captain Kirk
Well she look tacky - on (Get it? Tachyon!) my bed
She's ready in my ready room 
And it's full speed ahead
She set a course now
For the heart of the sun
She gotta, gotta join my crew and be my number one
And in our room at night we explore such strange new 
worlds
She can be my blue skin baby or my Trekkie girl
She make it 
She make it so
She want me to go where no man has gone before 
She says she's good to go - She tells me so
She make me boldly go - She make it so