You gotta look a little wormy 
You gotta give a little whine 
You gotta quit the federation 
You gotta travel through time
Crusher
Just wanna hang around with Geordi 
And maybe play with Data too 
It makes you really, really angry 
When the captain tells you what to do
Crusher
Why can't they see your potential? 
You don't need no guidance from parentals 
It must be tough. It must be hard 
Always kissing ass to Picard
You're pretty good with your equations 
(E=MC2) 
And isolinear chips 
(You really know your chips) 
Well, tell me why you're just an ensign 
(Just an ensign. Just an ensign) 
When every week you save the fucking ship 
Make it so
Crusher