I've got a twelve pack of beer and the food's on its 
way
A brand new risk board game and I'm ready to play
You can go first after the pieces have been dispersed
From the Northwest Territory to Madagascar
You're the prettiest girl I've ever seen by far
And I wish you luck on your quest to rule the world
And I can't help but smile as your army attacks
I bet Napoleon Bonaparte never felt this relaxed
Please don't get mad if I make up the rules as we go
There's so much to risk, there's so much to lose
If you sank my battleship, I'd still look for clues
My pursuits aren't trivial; you have a monopoly on my 
heart
You can twister around but please don't tear it apart
Baby, next time, let's play life
Well it's Friday night and I can't help my fascination
With the way the light hits your face and world 
domination
As the Ukraine gets attacked from the west
And when the rolling dice stops and are little game 
ends
Please take a card I wouldn't want to cheat you
There's so much to risk, there's so much to lose

If you sank my battleship, I'd still look for clues
My pursuits aren't trivial; you have a monopoly on my 
heart
You can twister around but please don't tear it apart
Baby, next time, let's play life
(Checkers)
No, no, no
(Chess)
Moves way to slow
(Sorry)
Uh, I've got to go
(Scrabble)
Can't get into the flow
There's so much to risk, there's so much to lose
If you sank my battleship, I'd still look for clues
My pursuits aren't trivial; you have a monopoly on my 
heart
You can twister around but please don't tear it apart
Baby, next time, let's play life
And we could fly from the board up to the stars
In our little plastic astral cars
Baby, next time, let's play life
And if you accepted my invitation gladly
I would thank god for Milton Bradley
Baby, next time, let's play life