Bitches are jealous because I wear better clothes than them

Tearin' up the party with my boys on the weekend

Got more X's in my name than a tic-tac-toe game

All these river sluts tryin' to get up in my band fame

I'm walking down the street and I'm getting lots of stares

Probably 'cause everyone is jealous of my hair

I'm sick of everybody always claiming that I'm gay

People walking down the street while I'm riding on a Segway

Bitches need to step off Maxx's dick, his dick

'Cause at the party I'll be sucking his dick...

Mike was just kidding 'bout that last line

We're not gay or anything, he just couldn't find a rhyme