I'm the order of the Bat'leth

Son of Kahless

Your family has no honor

But I couldn't care less

I was born to kill Federation swine

And I celebrate with a barrel blood wine



I drink the Raktajino, I eat the gagh

When my homies get to Sto'Vo'Kor I yell "qa'plagh!"

I'm the chief commander on a Bird of Prey

I wake up every morning after owning the day

I'm the MacDad Klingon when I beam on board

I was at the signing of the Khitomer Accord



I never sweat about a Romulan dude

He's just a limp-wristed Vulcan with a bad attitude

And they're sly and they were telling lies

A shout out to Martok who lost an eye

To the dominion, and the Jem'Hadar minions

I'm on them like a transwarp engine

Fear my snarl hear my speach

Watch me blow like a warpcore breach



I'm not a lowly white p'tak like that Barclay guy

I don't need a holodeck to get a parma'kai

When the ladies see the beast I got between my thighs

They say "Perhaps today is a good day to die"

I hit Ezri ,Troi, Jadzia too

Watch out Janeway I'm coming for you

Cause I'm the MacDad Klingon with the humaniod bitches

My head ain't the only part of me that's got ridges



I've got the visions of Qo'noS on my mind

I've got visions of Qo'noS on my mind

I get visions of Cardassia on my mind

And that my boot smells like Gul Dukat's behind



I hate the Tribbles

Those little furry shits

But I love my Klingon bitches

Cause they've got three tits

I got a dagger and a bat'leth in my hand

If you were any other man

I'd kill you where you stand



I killed Captain Kirk

I killed Picard

I bitchslapped Riker like a Klingon Targ

Cause my name is Worf, I'm the son of Mogh

Ex-Federation officer and Klingon rogue

Qa'plagh!!