We were in the Badlands one day

Chasing B'Elanna and Chakotay

We were whisked into the Delta Quadrant

Fuck, thats far away



I wanna go home

Please let me go home

I say screw the Okampa

I wanna go home



The Caretaker had an array

That could get us home safe

But Janeway that ignorant slut 

She blew it away I wanna go home

Please let me go home

Drop me off at a wormhole

I wanna go home So now I'm stuck here for years

In the Delta Quadrant I fear

With the Kazon and Hirogen

And a brother with pointy ears



I wanna go home

Please let me go home

Talaxian chicks are ugly

I wanna go home



So hoist up the aft nacelles

See how the warp core burns

Tell Janeway to go to Hell

I wanna go home



I wanna go home

Please let me go home

I say fuck the Okampa

I wanna go home