Saw you on the street

we had to meet

I thought I should greet you

In just one week I would delete you



People say the stupidest things

On their first date like

"What's your real name?"

They reveal their ignorance 

But you adore them 

So you just ignore them

Then came you raising the bar 

Oh, you, you won't be undone 

I looked into your eyes

And much to my surprise

I saw there was nothing in there

'Cause there's nothing 

between your ears but air!



There goes my future ex girlfriend

She's as sweet as a rose

Yes, she is

She has such beautiful lips

Now, if only they were closed 



I love how you adore me

Oh, but honey how you bore me

Your life's such a wreck

I've lost all respect

I don't mean to surprise you

It took me just one week to despise you!



And I don't care that you're a model

No, 'cause let me say it's clear to tell 

that your brain is shot to hell

And no one cares that you love Keanu

Oh, what's the difference anyway

Everybody knows that he's gay

Okay, I really don't know that

But let's face it

He's too hot to be straight!



There goes my future ex girlfriend

That girl's such a prize

Yes, she is

She'll be the Queen of the world

for a day or less in my eyes



Perhaps I'll wear a suit

When I give you the boot

Oh, I hate to seem so superficial

I just think I'll look more official! 



There goes my future ex girlfriend

She's as sweet as a rose

Yes, she is

She has such beautiful lips

Now, if only they were closed



There goes my future ex girlfriend

That girl's such a prize

Yes, she is

She'll be the Queen of the world

for a day or less in my eyes