Oh, well imagine; as I'm pacing the pews in a church 

corridor, 

and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to 

hear an exchanging of words. 

"What a beautiful wedding!, What a beautiful wedding!" 

says a bridesmaid to a waiter. 

"Oh yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor 

groom's bride is a whore." 



I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of 

closing the god damn door?!" 

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with 

a sense of poise and rationality. 

I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing 

the god damn door?!" 

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with 

a sense of..... 



Oh, well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean 

technically our marriage is saved 

Well this calls for, a toast so, pour the champagne, 

Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, 

I mean technically our marriage is saved 

Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, 

pour the champagne...(dun dunnnn) 



I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of 

closing the god damn door?!" 

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with 

a sense of poise and rationality. 

I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of 

closing the god damn door?!" 

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with 

a sense of poise and rationality... 



Again...... 



I chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing 

the god damn door?!" 

No. 

It's much better to face these kinds of things with a 

sense of poise and rationality. 

I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing 

the god damn door?!" 

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with 

a sense of poise and rationality. 



Again......