(would you like a cup of tea?)Sir Quacko bought a piano
Got an old lady to teach him
To play a simple tune away
Got slightly confused and smashed her face
Whoooooops
I didn't mean to smash your face in!
Whoooooops
I'm sorry it was a mistake
Sir Quacko fed the body to
A bunch of rabid dogs
What a lovely treat for the dogs,
Sir Quacko felt slightly ashamed
Whoooooops
I didn't mean to feed you to
A bunch of rabid dogs who ate your flesh
Sir Quacko knifed the dogs to death
Then went inside to watch neighbours
On the telly with his mother
She likked the jokes very mucha
Whaaaaps
Hola Seniorey cita las jours
Si!