Women always have ideas
 Hello...
 Here is Agamemnon
 Here is Agamemnon
 Who? Wrong connection
 This is...
 I am a moralist
 An anti-militarist
 I am against duels
 I cannot stand seeing
 A fly in rage
 I cannot look at
 A uniform or blood
 That woman has seduced me
 And now I am done for
 Darling, where shall I
 Hide you in a hurry?
 Here is Agamemnon
 Here is Agamemnon
 I am coming
 Directly from the trenches
 And look forward
 To a solemn luncheon
 Oh, my nerves
 I'm losing my find
 This damned telephone
 Spoils my favorite position
 And no I can start
 Writing poetry again