She's crazy and shit
She shows off her tits
She's just a corn-fed white-bred chick
Born in her own zip code
She comes with a cool car
She'll never have to pay for it

What will she do without you
What will she do without you
What will she do? 

He's not afraid of the future
He's hot off the platter
He's been handed a blank check
Phi beta date rape ya
He's sprung an agenda
He's got a place to put it

What will he do without you
What will he do without you
What will he do without you
What will he do? 

Is this the best that you can get? 
Is this the best that you can get? 
Is this the best that you can get? 
What did you expect? 

I'm not afraid of the ocean
Afraid of devotion
I've got the balls to prove it

What would I do without you
What would I do without you
What would I do without you ...
What would I do? ...