there is something wrong
with little billie john
nowadays I can't seem to
ding-a-long-lang
my ding-a-long-ling-long
what's going on
aye-aye-aye, oh
I can't take it no more
I can't take it no more
oh no
I have asked him
time & time & time again
tell me the reason
as to why you can't
stand by your man
I offer you my hnd
my right hand

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oh no little billie john
is startin' to fade away
i gotta take him
to the doc someday
i gotta pay to play
why me ?

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