Larry: "Everybody's got a water buffalo, yours is fast but mine is slow.
Oh where'd we get them? I don't know, but everybody's got a water
buffalo-ooooooooo.
I took my buffalo to the store, got his head stuck in the door, spilled
some lima beans on the floor. Oh everybody's got a ..."

Archibald: "Stop it, stop, stop right this instant! What do you think
you're doing? You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo when everyone
does not have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying,
"Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are
you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop being so
silly!"

Narrator: "This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to
hear Larry sing ..."

Larry: "Everybody's got a baby kangaroo, yours is pink but mine is blue.
Hers was small but