Mark, it's the Wicked Witch of the West, your mother
Happy new year from Scarsdale, we're all impressed
That the riot footage made the nightly news
Even your father says Mazeltov, honey call him, love, Mom

Mark Cohen, Alexi Darling from Buzzline
Oh, that show's so sleazy, your footage on the riots
A-one, feature segment, network, deal time
I'm sending you a contract, Ker-ching, Ker-ching

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