She asks me why
I'm just a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night
Hair that's a fright

I'm hairy high and low
Don't ask me why don't know
It's not for lack of break
Like the grateful dead, darling

Gimme head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming
Streaming, flaxen, waxen

Give me down to there hair
Shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

Let it fly in the breeze
And get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas
In my hair

A home for fleas
A hive for bees
A nest for birds there ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder of my

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen

Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied

Oh, say can you see
My eyes
If you can
Then my hair's too short

Down to here
Down to there
Down to there
Down to where
It stops by itself

They'll be ga ga at the go go
When they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond
Brilliantined biblical hair

My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah, I adore it
Hallelujah, Mary loved her son
Why don't my mother love me?

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it

My hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it

My hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair