Me and Lucifer, Lucifer and me

Just like the angel that fell
Banished forever to hell
Today how I've been expelled
From high school heaven

Elevator going down
Going down, going down
Everybody going down
Going down, going down

High school dropout, don't give up
Dial 007-7390 for our free booklet
Telling how you can get it at home

This is my doom, my humiliation
October not June and it's summer vacation
Such a disgrace, how can I face the nation?
Why should this pain bring me such strange elation?

Everybody going down
Going down, going down
Everybody going down
Going down, going down

Emancipation, proclamation
Oh Dr. Lincoln, my head needs shrinkin'
Lu-Lu-Lucifer and me
Doomed from here to eternity

Everybody going down
Down, down, going down
Everybody going down
Down, down, going down

Down, down, everybody going
Down, down, everybody going

(Down, down, everybody going)
Forgive me if I don't cry
(Down, down, everybody going)
It's like the fourth of July
(Down, down, everybody going)
Thank God that angels can fly

Down, down, down, going
Down, down, down, going
Down, down, down, going down