She looks great she's a big deal
her nails are polished perfectly
she smells like a perfume shop
cleopatra nose and lots of gloss
but does she know the football scene?
does she listen to Oi music?
no she wokrs to become someone
and her childhood dreams are gone
[Chores]
Does she treat you like a dog?
Did she stand you up again?
All roads lead to Rome
Don't worry!
When you listen to the old sayings
keep the faith and you'll move mountains
"Girls through gold" is a better one
you need some cash, then you'll rise again
Tomorrow you'll start working hard
promotion to the management
she's gonna be your secretary
she'll be making coffee
Chorus
Well she thinks you're gonna stay 
the rest of your life the office junior
she could never believe that soon
she'll have to say "I am very pleased to meet you, 
Sir!"