Fool of the school being ignored by Luciëlla

I'm crazy, so they say

Being cool at the pool; it's me & my gitarra

I am passé

Okay

Bust it up, Valens! - No way I won't do it

Bust it up, Valens! - No way I can't do it

Bust it up, Valens! - Anyway I can do it

'cause I'm the grand slam, I'm a crack-boom-bam

Bust it up, Valens! - No way I won't do it

Bust it up, Valens! - No way I can't do it

Bust it up, Valens! - Anyway I can do it

And hey! That is why I say

Okay, I'm Mr. 1999. All of my life I say

Okay, I'm Mr. 1999. All of the time I stay

Lion head-dress, make-up like Cleopatra

I'm out of vogue, okay

Zionite stress, make's me feel I'm Musica

I'm a Big Joke

Okay

Bust it up, Valens! - No way I won't do it

Bust it up, Valens! - No way I can't do it

Bust it up, Valens! - Anyway I can do it

'cause I'm the grand slam, I'm a crack-boom-bam

Bust it up, Valens! - No way I won't do it

Bust it up, Valens! - No way I can't do it

Bust it up, Valens! - Anyway I can do it

And hey! That is why I say

Okay, I'm Mr. 1999. All of my life I say

Okay, I'm Mr. 1999. All of the time I stay

It's me, I step in the scene, the lyrical human being

Hey Valens, you thought you was cool man, you

must have been having a dream

'Cause I'm the only one who is crashin' & hashin' & smashin'

And rippin' & flippin' the mike 'cause Clarkson, you're too old-fashioned

Bust it up, Valens! - No way I won't do it

Bust it up, Valens! - No way I can't do it

Bust it up, Valens! - Anyway I can do it

'Cause I'm the grand slam, I'm a crack-boom-bam

Bust it up, Valens! - No way I won't do it

Bust it up, Valens! - No way I can't do it

Bust it up, Valens! - Anyway I can do it

Old-fashioned solo

Okay, I'm Mr. 1999. All of my life I say

Okay, I'm Mr. 1999. All of the time I stay

Okay, I'm Mr. 1999. All of my life I say

Okay, I'm Mr. 1999. All of the time I stay