Chillin' in the van yeah felling on the girlies our only
concern is where the keg party is
accelerator down we're getting there early steaming up
the windows cause we're so fucking thirsty
but we gotta make an important stop over the curb to the
neon light not fast food and it ain't no piss stop it's the thirst shop
we're going to the liquor store
we're going to the liquor store
we're going to the liquor store
joint is bumpin' to the urge on cassette they want us to play
but we said not yet never start singing when our mouth is
dry never start playing 'till we're liquified never let up until
the keg is dry and when it's all gone you know we're saying
goodbye the dudes got mad and the girls start crying the
party is dying
we're going to the liquor store
we're going to the liquor store
we're going to the liquor store
dude with the party wants his money back fuck you is
heard from a window on the van all you get is smoke and
a pile of empty cans when your party's over that's when
ours begins steal all your girlies then make our getaway but
first things first babe open your purse you get no respect 'till we
quench the thirst go inside and get my pickle go inside and get my pickle
we're going to the liquor store
we're going to the liquor store
we're going to the liquor store
and don't forget to park my car