Put your lips around my shoulders
and wrap your legs around my throat
Put your lips around my shoulders
because I forgot my coat

Pull your nostrils over my head,
don't worry if my hair get's wet,
it's still greasy, I didn't wash it yet

I whistle like a parakeet
when you tickle both my feet,
you're goin' to make me explode like a frog,
baby, yes indeed

Clench my ears between your knees,
squeeze me baby, squeeze me please
until my eyes dangle high up in the trees

Put your lips around my shoulders
and wrap your legs around my throat
Put your lips around my shoulders
because I forgot my coat

Twist my spine into a knot,
show me all your beauty-spots
till my thermometer gets boillin' hot

Baby, when I get close to you,
my red nose turns into blue
My eardrums crackle
and my heart jumps like a kangaroo

I'll never get out of here alive
Please God, don't send me no more wives
because this one already overdrives

Put your lips around my shoulders
and wrap your legs around my throat
Put your lips around my shoulders
because I forgot my coat