Scientists predicted it would die out on its own

Analysts decreed that its affects were overblown

Skeptics conjured theories to account for the unknown

But it's been around a while, It'll be here when they're gone



Sometimes It's a window

Sometimes it's a wall

Sometimes it's a place where people shatter when they fall

Sometimes it's a River

Sometimes it's a flood

Sometimes it's a place where people drown and come back up



Scholars wrote it off as just an odd coincidence

Weathermen were puzzled by the nature of events

Philosophers were driven to an incoherent tangle

Spin doctors and hockers couldn't seem to find anangle



Everything depends on how you answer when you get that call

Will it be your window or will it be your wall