C Am 
There ain't no summer and there ain't no spring
C Am
The skies ain't blue and the grass ain't green
F G 
The birds don't sing and fly around
F G 
Even they can't seem to get off the ground
C Am
My front doorbell never rings
C Am
I never go outside for anything
F G 
At every little house in town
F G
The window shades are all pulled down
F G
And the mailman never ever comes around
C
Here in Torture Town
Am
That is where I can be found
C
In Torture Town
Am
Don't you come around
F G F
If you got happiness in your life
G
Then you best 
C Am 
Stay away
G
From Torture Town
C Am C Am
C Am
There's a little town bar - there ain't no stores
C Am 
And they'll deliver a case to my front porch
F G 
They don't charge me a dime
F G
Cause I play guitar for them sometimes
C Am 
As 1-2-3-4 shots kick in
C Am
My euphoria begins
F G
That's me inside that liquor glass
F G
Cold as ice and drowning fast
F G
And I'm daring anyone to pour me out
C
Here in Torture Town
Am
That is where I can be found
C
In Torture Town
Am
Don't you come around
F G F
If you got happiness in your life
G
Then you best 
C Am
Stay away
G
From Torture Town
C Am C Am
F G
If life gave me a second chance
F G 
I guess I'd change a lot
F G
I'd make myself a better man
D7 G F#
Aw hell, maybe not
F G
The ghosts that live here find it hard
F G
To scare my ass away
F G
I'm scarier than they are, so
D7 G
I might as well stay
C
Here in Torture Town
Am
That is where I will be found
C
In Torture Town
Am
Don't you come around
F G F
If you got happiness in your life
G 
Then you best
C Am
Stay away
G
From Torture Town
C Am C Am (repeat until end)