I am a college student and I've come to sing a song
 I've always been a liberal,  I never thought it wrong
 But I have come to tell you to take warning now from me
 Or you may have to tangle with the old  H-U-A-C

 Now, I am only eighteen years of age as of this date
 It's hard to see how I could be a danger to the state
 But that's what the committee said and so it has to be
 For their sources are of unimpeachable integrity

 H-U-A-C,  H-U-A-C
 What a lucky thing it is for you and me
 That our freedoms are well guarded
 By politically retarded
 Men of unimpeachable integrity

 I went and joined a picket line because I'd like to see
 No more discrimination if our land is really free
 I'd like to see them put an end to weapons testing too
 But they say this is a dangerous subversive point of view

 I tried to be progressive but I never was a red
 I thought the first amendment meant exactly what it said
 But now that that's gone out of style there's just one thing to do
 Be silent or conservative the choice is up to you.

 H-U-A-C,  H-U-A-C
 They're just looking out
 For guys like you and me
 So become reactionary
 And of progress be most wary
 Keep our country true and brave
 And strong and free

 So listen to my warning and reject each liberal view
 And praise the men who govern us no matter what they do
 But even this is not enough for those who would go far
 You'd better make your mother join the local  D A R.

 Now please don't tell them who it was that wrote this song
 If anyone should ask you tell them I have moved along
 I'm sorry that I have to leave the evening has been great
 But I have been subpoenaed and I really can't be late