Oh, tell me, what is this sailboat's name?
Sailboat, Malarkey!
Tell me now what is this  good boat's name?
Sailboat, Malarkey!

Who is the man then who built this good boat?
Sailboat, Malarkey!
Richardson, Richardson built this fine boat
Sailboat, Malarkey!

And now me boys, we are bound out to sea
Sailboat, Malarkey!
Windward Caroline, come down to me
Sailboat, Malarkey!

She's lovely aloft and she's lovely below
Sailboat, Malarkey!
She's best on her back as you very well know
Sailboat, Malarkey!

The blackbird sang and the crow did caw
Sailboat, Malarkey!
Got to set this sail be half past four
Sailboat, Malarkey!

Away, away, in Saint Georges town
Sailboat, Malarkey!
The rats come butting the houses down
Sailboat, Malarkey!

I'd give the world, boys, and all that I know
Sailboat, Malarkey!
To turn and roll with my Lucy, oh
Sailboat, Malarkey!

Pick her up boys, and lay her down
Sailboat, Malarkey!
Hang on tight as she bounces around
Sailboat, Malarkey!

Oh, tell me, what is this sailboat's name?
Sailboat, Malarkey!
Tell me, tell me what is her name?
Sailboat, Malarkey!

Sailboat, Malarkey!
Sailboat, Malarkey!