Nobody likes me, everybody hates me
I guess I'll go eat worms
Big fat juicy ones, eensie weensy squeensy ones
See how they wiggle and squirm

Down goes the first one, down goes the second one
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm
Up comes the first one, up comes the second one
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me
I guess I'll go eat worms
Big fat juicy ones, eensie weensy squeensy ones
See how they wiggle and squirm

I bite off the heads and suck out the juice 
And throw the skins away
Nobody knows how fat I grow
On worms three times a day

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me
I guess I'll go eat worms
Big fat juicy ones, eensie weensy squeensy ones
See how they wiggle and squirm

Where the long thin slimy ones slip down easily
Short fat fuzzy ones don't
Short fat fuzzy ones stick to your teeth
And the juice goes slurping down your throat (slurping noise)

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me
I guess I'll go eat worms
Big fat juicy ones, eensie weensy squeensy ones
See how they wiggle and squirm