My husband's a plumber, a plumber, a plumber
My husband's a plumber is he
All day he screws pipes, he screws pipes, he screw pipes
At night he comes home and drinks tea

Hey rig-a-jig, kiss a little pig
Follow the band
Follow the band, follow the band
Hey rig-a-jig, kiss a little pig
Follow the band
Fall in and  follow the band

My husband's a mason, a mason, a mason
My husband's a mason is he
All day he lays bricks, he lays bricks, he lays bricks
And at night he comes home and drinks tea

Hey rig-a-jig, kiss a little pig
Follow the band
Follow the band, follow the band
Hey rig-a-jig, kiss a little pig
Follow the band
Fall in and  follow the band

My husband's a carpenter, a carpenter, a carpenter
My husband's a carpenter is he
All day he bangs boards, he bangs boards, he bangs boards
And at night he comes home and drinks tea

Hey rig-a-jig, kiss a little pig
Follow the band
Follow the band, follow the band
Hey rig-a-jig, kiss a little pig
Follow the band
Fall in and  follow the band

My husband's a boozer, a boozer, a boozer
My husband's a boozer is he
All day he drinks whiskey, drinks whiskey, drinks whiskey
And at night he comes home and falls down and gets sick and throws up on the floor

Hey rig-a-jig, kiss a little pig
Follow the band
Follow the band, follow the band
Hey rig-a-jig, kiss a little pig
Follow the band
Fall in and  follow the band

My husband's a jockey, a jockey, a jockey
My husband's a jockey is he
All day he mounts horses, he mounts horses, he mounts horses
And at night he comes home and drinks tea

My husband's a postman, a postman, a postman
My husband's a postman is he
All day he licks stamps, he licks stamps, he licks stamps
And at night he comes home and drinks tea

My husband's an executive, an executive, an executive
My husband's an executive is he
All day he succeeds, he succeeds, he succeeds
And at night he comes home and drinks tea

My husband's a folk singer, a folk singer, a folk singer
My husband's a folk singer is he
All day he plucks strings, he plucks strings, he plucks strings
And at night he comes home and drinks tea

My husband's a loafer, a loafer, a loafer
My husband's a loafer is he
All day he drinks tea, he drinks tea, he drinks tea
And at night la da dada dada