Well, come all young men and listen awhile
I'll tell you what happened at Firelock Stile
When a stump of a nail caught her clothes
And she fell down and she did expose her old
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Now a gay young buck he was standing close by
And the sight of her quim, well, so dazzled his eye
Said she, “Young man, I feel amazed
To see a young gentleman stand and gaze at my
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But she said, “Young man, if you mean what you say
And twenty bright guineas in gold was to pay
And twenty bright guineas in gold you did pay
Well then, young man, you can fiddle away on my
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Well, very quick he gave consent
And into the woods together they went
While he pre-formed and she pre-tuned
The boy and the beauty kept time to the tune on her
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But six weeks being over, as I have heard tell
She gave him a fire to keep him from cold
To keep him from cold, by night and by day
He cursed the young woman what saw him to play on her
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