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Oh Dunderbeck, oh Dunderbeck, how could you be so mean
To ever have invented the sausage meat machine?
Now all the neighbor cats and dogs will never more be seen
'Cause they'll be ground to sausage meat in Dunderbeck's machine

There was a man from B. who's name was Dunderbeck
He sold a lot of sausages, and sauerkraut and speck
He made the greatest sausages, that ever you did see,
Until one day he invented a sausage-meat machine

Oh Dunderbeck, oh Dunderbeck, how could you be so mean
To ever have invented the sausage meat machine?
Now all the neighbor cats and dogs will never more be seen
'Cause they'll be ground to sausage meat in Dunderbeck's machine
    
One day a little fat boy came walking in the store
He bought a pound of sausages and laid them on the floor
Then he began to whistle, he whistled up a tune
And all the little sausages were dancing in the room
   
Oh Dunderbeck, oh Dunderbeck, how could you be so mean
To ever have invented the sausage meat machine?
Now all the neighbor cats and dogs will never more be seen
'Cause they'll be ground to sausage meat in Dunderbeck's machine

One day the machine got busted, the darn thing wouldn't work
So Dunderbeck, he crawled inside to see what made it so
His wife, she had a nightmare, she walked in her sleep
She gave the crank one heck of a yank and Dunderbeck was meat

Oh Dunderbeck, oh Dunderbeck, how could you be so mean
To ever have invented the sausage meat machine?
Now all the neighbor cats and dogs will never more be seen
'Cause they'll be ground to sausage meat in Dunderbeck's machine

So if you have some cats and dogs, you better keep them locked
'Cause if you don't I'm warning you, you're in for 
If every week some sausage meat from D tight now
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Oh Dunderbeck, oh Dunderbeck, how could you be so mean
To ever have invented the sausage meat machine?
Now all the neighbor cats and dogs will never more be seen
'Cause they'll be ground to sausage meat in Dunderbeck's machine