Deck us all with Boston Charlie
Walla Walla, Wash, and Kalamazoo
Norah's freezin' on the trolley
Swaller collar cauliflower, alley-garoo!

Don't we know archaic barrel
Lullaby, lily boy, Louisville Lou
Trolley Molly don't love Harold
Boola Boola Pensacoola, hullabaloo!

Bark us all bow-wows of folly
Polly wolly cracker ‘n’ too-da-loo!
Donkey Bonny brays a carol
Antelope Cantaloupe, ‘lope with you!

Hunky Dory’s pop is lolly
Gaggin’ on the wagon, Willy, folly go through!
Chollie’s collie barks at Barrow
Harum scarum five alarm bung-a-loo!

Dunk us all in bowls of barley
Hinky dinky dink an’ polly voo!
Chilly Filly’s name is Chollie
Chollie Filly’s jolly chilly view halloo!

Bark us all bow-wows of folly
Double-bubble, toyland trouble! Woof, woof, woof!
Tizzy seas on melon collie!
Dibble-dabble, scribble-scrabble! Goof, goof, goof!