CHILD STAR

is there a photo of me on your wall in short short-shorts

or zipped down jeans?

do you look up at night and wish you were me, under the stage

under hot lights? 



are you visceral viscous?

do you want to make love to my sweet visage,

and then pretend it's you, it's you

it was always you 



CHILD FAN

i wrote you a letter to become a member of your fanclub

but all i got in the mail was return to sender 



STAR

I'm still a big big star 



FAN

No you're not 



STAR

Yes I am 



FAN

No you're not 



STAR

Yes I am 



FAN

No you're not. 



STAR

You liked my latest film 



FAN

No I didn't 



STAR

Yes you did 



FAN

No I didn't 



STAR

Yes you did 



FAN

No I didn't 



FAN

I'm not a fan of yours anymore 



STAR

Yes you are 



FAN

No I'm not 



STAR

Yes you are 



FAN

No I'm not 



STAR

Yes you are 



FAN

But you broke my fragile heart 



STAR

No I didn't 



FAN

Yes you did 



STAR

No I didn't 



FAN

Yes you did 



STAR

No I didn't 



FAN

I hate you 



STAR

I hate you too 



FAN

I hate you 



STAR

I hate you too 



FAN: I hate you

STAR: I hate you

and repeat