Well, some folks find
Their goal in life
It is to fail
At everything they try

While other folks see
They're not like me
There's one thing
That they're damn good at

So gather around you all
Come along and see
Those who stand tall
Why don't you please watch me fall?

The hole is wide
It is there to divide
It's no one's fault
It was put there by design

And there's a bridge yet to build
As many men have willed
That can stand the weight
Of all those who wish to pass

So gather around you all
Come along and see
Those who stand tall
Why don't you please watch me fall?