[Intro: girl (Ced Gee):]

[knocking] Who's there? (Ultramag)

Where's everybody at?

(I thought I was comin with the whole team ma) {Ced Gee!}

(But they had solo movies to do)

(You know how it is at 1-800-Ultra-Dick) Yeahhh

(Check it ma, I got you star, check it)



[Ced Gee:]

Ma spread your legs, let me, get it wet

See I'm about to go up in there ma, and beat it to death

And you gon' say it's the best you ever had yet

I ain't even finished yet

Now watch me hit you with the different speeds

Slow, medium, and so fast

You gon' swear you bangin in a jet

And when I finish, yeah, I'ma jet

But we ain't even get to that point yet

So give me some more mic service ma

And then let me reenter, deep into your cervix

Way up in your pelvix (yeahh)

Now don't die on me ma, I don't want you to see El-vis

Just my pe-nis, all up in yo' neck

Now don't worry ma, I'm not cumin inside

I'm just gon' splash on yo' face

So let me go deeper, and deeper, what's that ma?

(Oh it feels so good, but Ced you givin me a bellyache)



[Chorus: Ced Gee singing]

I'm a porno star

Oh yeah, that's who I are

Yeahhh, check it, I'm a porno star

Oh yeah, that's who I are

Check it

You're rollin with the star



[Ced Gee:]

Ma you want more? You've got the right man

Girl grab that baby oil, and put some in yo' right hand

Now grab my tool, and jerk me off like I'm yo' man

Ma I'll make you stand, and then hit you off so grand

You gon' wish I was yo' man

You gon' wish you could keep this thing in yo' hand

But ma you just got to understand, I stay in demand

Porn movies in the U.S., and even Japan

Denmark, South Dakota, and even Pakistan

Hawaii and the Tropicans, call me the magic Shan

The porno le-gend, they know I can can, they know I can can

Make chicks do handstands, they give me all they can

Now ma how you want it? (Rough daddy~!)



[Chorus]



[Ced Gee (Kool Keith):]

{*knocking*} Oh shit (yeah)

Son where you comin from? (I was behind you all that time)

Thought you wasn't gonna make the shoot (I followed you)

Yo, wreck that {YEAH}



[Kool Keith:]

Jerkin off to the triumph, I expose the lubrication

Between the lips of Meghan Good

On the top of the VW Volkswagen hood (oooh)

I rub my dick on the foot with two thermal socks

Test the asshole post like a Mt. Sinai hospital doc

Lookin at his watch, the cum stainer

Puttin wet panties in a sealed container

With wetness leakin from your crotch

You rock the see-through 2-piece panty set

Let me play a role, put the marbles down

One by one girl, let me see you piss on the dots

Sit on your vibrator, suckin a lemon Life-Saver

Shave your pubic hair, lay on your back wit'cha legs up

While I trim around your clitoris, with the razor

Show me how you lick the jelly off my palms

When massagin the boysenberry yogurt in both of your arms

I'm at the Imax theater, you enter the climax theater



[Chorus]



[Ced Gee:]

Yeah ma, you done got hit with that Ultra dick

Yeah but you know what ma? On the real

You don't need to be in this porno life, it ain't for you

You know, you built for a lil' somethin better

You got a little talent ma, you need to go to college som'n

Y'knahmsayin? You got your lil' fantasies, go on wit this life ma

Ultra, we out